via lesilence
My Rules For Gays
These might piss some people off, but here they are:
- No Abercrombie, Hollister, or American Eagle.
Gap is OK without the giant GAP logo.Be original with your clothing.No Diet Coke. In fact no Diet anything. Drink the real thing or don’t drink it all.No body glitter. I can barely handle eye liner as it is.- No sleeping with a friend’s crush, unless that friend is invited.
Gaga > BritneyNo Twilight, unless you are an overweight virginal girl.Scream like a man.Hit like a man.- Books > Reality Television
One stuffed animal apiece gentlemen, so make it count.Fixed. DON’T BE TALKIN’ SHIT ABOUT GLITTER!!!
ate a book
I haven’t really been online that much lately. I’ve been working, hanging out with Diane and some friends, but nothing that exciting. My mom fell down the last four steps in her basement and broke her ankle and my friend Shannon is very sick and had to go to the hospital due to her chrones disease. She had an abcess and they had to drain it and she is very ill and I feel very sorry for her. But she didn’t have to have anymore of her intestines removed so that’s good. My sister and I are taking turns going to my mom’s house and seeing if she needs anything. It kinda sucks because she is milking it big time. Last week I had a dream that I was eating a book like it was a sandwich and having a hard time chewing all the paper. It’s weird. Last night I had a dream that a friend of mine (Lu) sat down in some living room with me and took off her shirt and very calmly asked if I was uncomfortable by her being topless. I told her no and then she asked me if I would measure her aerolas. So I was like sure but why? She said she needed to know so she could buy pasties. So I measured them and felt embarrassed and then Amanda and kelly needed measured so I did. Odd dream……for sure but kind of awesome because everyone had really nice boobs.
